March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
I hit one hundred today
and also I went to see elephant man:)
today was a good day
pallettownhardcore:
Someone reblogged a picture of me and put “gauges” in the tag
Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word...
cuz we some classy mother fuckers.
“a bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where...”
– e.e.cummings (via imagefree)
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
I
Am a blowfish
